1 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:21,605 THE PRODUCTION OF SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. 2 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,672 BUDDHA 3 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,890 GHOST 4 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,045 BUDDHA 5 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:41,727 STARRING: CHIN SIU-HO 6 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,790 Up! 7 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,864 STARRING: CHIANG KAN 8 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,204 The inseparable Green Dragon and White Tiger. 9 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:15,761 CO-STARRING: YEUNG CHING-CHING, LO LIEH, LUNG TIEN-HSIANG, PEI JU-HUA 10 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:23,977 GUEST APPEARANCE: HWANG JANG-LEE 11 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,056 STARRING: LAU YAT FAN, YUEN HUI, 12 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,253 YANG HUA, YIU MAN-KEI, HUNG HSIN-NAN, CHU KE 13 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,019 STORY: YE JIA 14 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,675 PLANNERS: HUANG CHAMBERS, HUANG YAO, WONG KA HEE 15 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,359 SET DESIGN: HO KIM-SING, CHEN CHING-SHEN 16 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,597 TITLES DESIGNED BY: KAMBER HUANG 17 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,238 CINEMATOGRAPHER: IF YOU-TO 18 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,324 ASSISTANT CINEMATOGRAPHER: YANG KUN-SHAN GAFFER: CHEN FEN 19 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,658 EDITING: CHIANG HSING-LUNG, FANG PAO-HUA 20 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,076 MUSIC: SHING CHIN-YUNG, SU CHEN-HOU 21 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,036 SOUND EFFECTS: THE YI-CHI 22 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,346 SOUND RECORDING: HSU PING-KUANG 23 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:12,998 PROPS: YUAN HSIANG 24 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,082 COSTUME DESIGN: LIV CHI-YU 25 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,459 MAKEUP: LIU JI-CHENG, PAN MIN-HUA 26 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,571 HAIRDO: PENG YEN-LIEN 27 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,089 ASSISTANT DIRECTORS: CHOW JAN-WING, KUAN YAO-YUNG 28 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,299 SCRIPT SUPERVISOR: QIANG KAI WEN 29 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,578 CONTINUITY: KU MING-CHENG 30 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:42,986 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: HUANG YAO 31 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,196 ASSISTANT PRODUCTION MANAGER: WHEN WEN-CHIEH 32 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,586 PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR: CHIANG KUN 33 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:51,231 MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTORS: CHU KE, HSU HSIA, YANG HUA, YUEN HUI 34 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:43,088 - Sway your head. - Wag your bottom. 35 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,006 Being materialistic is the most important thing in life. 36 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:46,842 Without money, it's impossible to live. 37 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,136 With money, you can settle everything. 38 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,333 Robbing and stealing aren't such bad things. 39 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,420 Amitabha. 40 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,483 Please give me candles and incense. 41 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,235 - Do you want a set? - Yes, please. 42 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,266 - I want a pair of big candles too. - Sure. 43 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:12,521 I had a fight with my boyfriend. Will we reconcile? 44 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,317 Let me have a look. 45 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,627 Hey! 46 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:24,838 Have a seat and I'll tell you about your future. 47 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:31,873 THE FORTUNE TELLER, MASTER HALF-DAY INCENSE 48 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:42,397 I CAME TO THIS TOWN TO EXORCISE EVIL SPIRITS 49 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:46,109 - Pal. - Yes, what can I do for you? 50 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,682 This spot belongs to my partner. 51 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,742 So, you're actually the well-traveled 52 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:57,496 and renowned Master Half-Day Incense. 53 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,609 It's an honor to meet you. 54 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,083 The honor is mine. 55 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,294 You and I both have the same good reputation. 56 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,867 - This makes us the best partners. - Yes. 57 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,579 Settled. 58 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,585 - Am I really that famous? - You have chosen the wrong name. 59 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,436 Why do you call yourself Jin Lian when your surname is Pan? 60 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:24,926 You also named yourself Qing while your surname is Ximen. 61 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,192 Then you exist 62 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,306 because of me. 63 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,894 I'm married, you little rascal. 64 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,229 I know. 65 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,162 Your husband's name is Wu Da Lang. 66 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,026 It's good that you know it. 67 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:46,781 Come out quickly, you adulterous pair! 68 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,371 Who's the adulterous pair? 69 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,834 Listen up, all of you! 70 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:03,673 I'm here to nab the adulterous pair by the order of Jade Emperor. 71 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,510 Here I come! 72 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,279 Who woke me up? 73 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,078 You... 74 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,580 It must be you. 75 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,374 If it isn't you, 76 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,919 it must be you who woke me up. 77 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:42,754 Don't go. 78 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:45,215 Don't you dare leave. 79 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,510 Don't move! 80 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:53,431 - Halt! - Pal, the madman is out again. 81 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,238 What madman? 82 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,157 He's possessed. 83 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,812 He is mad. 84 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,286 He's possessed by spirits. 85 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,496 All of you are bullies. 86 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,403 How dare you bully me. I'm going to kill all of you. 87 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:08,960 I will kill whoever comes near. 88 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,087 I'm going to kill you. 89 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,743 TEA 90 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,247 No! 91 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,923 He does look possessed. 92 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,384 Who says he's possessed? 93 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,305 Young man, he's really a madman. 94 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,072 What do you know, old man? 95 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,074 Don't talk through your hat. 96 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,452 Even this master says he's possessed. 97 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,039 That's right, listen to me. 98 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,582 Young man... 99 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,792 Passers-by, please go that way. 100 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,126 Pilgrims, please come this way. 101 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,450 If you just want to watch a show, please gather on this side. 102 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:56,619 Don't come forward, folks. 103 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,972 Could this young man be the son of my junior? 104 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,002 Ladies and gentlemen, 105 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,559 today, I shall do a good deed for society 106 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,840 by exorcising the evil spirit from his body. 107 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:11,676 Now, watch me. 108 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:15,763 Please co-operate. 109 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,320 Just put up an act. 110 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,767 Fat Chicken. 111 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,241 You're not Fat Chicken? 112 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,271 Fat chicken? I want to eat a fat chicken. 113 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,982 Fat Chicken, where are you? 114 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,956 Don't come near me. 115 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,026 There are no chickens. I only have two chicken wings. 116 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,193 Well done! 117 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,474 - Thank you. - I'll chop off your chicken wings. 118 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,485 Let me sit down. 119 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,372 Stay there. 120 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,924 Fat Chicken, subdue him quickly. 121 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,322 It's done. 122 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,118 - It's safe now, let's go out. - Okay. 123 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,746 Folks, 124 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,013 I have captured the evil spirit in his body. 125 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,503 Ill just stick this talisman on him, and he'll recover. 126 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,424 Isn't he back to his senses now? 127 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,816 Don't underestimate these talismans. 128 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,275 They can cure all diseases. 129 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,027 This is absolutely true. 130 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,434 They can repel evil spirits, thereby keeping you safe. 131 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,896 Master, you are brilliant. 132 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,870 It's no big deal. This is just too easy. 133 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,276 My young master... 134 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,167 - He's being seduced by a ghost, right? - Yes. 135 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,670 Leave the exorcism to me. I guarantee everything will be fine. 136 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,130 Where's the house? Tell me quickly. 137 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,506 Ling's Mansion at the intersection. 138 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,703 - Come just before midnight. - Sure. 139 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,844 Good things don't come every day, be quick about it if you want one. 140 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,268 It's already time. 141 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,563 Why hasn't the ghost come? 142 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,077 My ghostly beauty, 143 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,092 why are you so late tonight? 144 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,789 You made me so anxious. 145 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,389 What's the hurry? 146 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,642 After tonight, you'll be dead too. 147 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,604 Then, you can be with me forever. 148 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,635 Make it quick then, sweetheart. 149 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,697 - You're really worth dying for. - Come with me quickly. 150 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,767 All right. 151 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,840 Are you ready? 152 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,177 I'm ready. 153 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,912 I apologize if I've disturbed you. 154 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,179 Lu Xing, have you caught a ghost before? 155 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,334 Yes, I have. 156 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,057 I've done it three times. 157 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,797 Three times? When? 158 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:45,189 The first time was when my bloody father came and scolded me. 159 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,387 I drove him away in no time. 160 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,473 How can that be taken into account? What about the second time? 161 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,239 This morning. 162 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,186 This morning's incident is also included? 163 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,438 And the third time? 164 00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,982 That's now. 165 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,570 Lu Xing, are you sure you can do this? 166 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,211 Of course. Why can't I do this? 167 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,721 I guarantee everything will be fine. 168 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,702 - Can you... - Keep quiet. 169 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,963 How dare you wreak havoc, you reckless ghost! 170 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,986 I want to do it badly. 171 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,143 Nice to meet you. 172 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,241 Do both of you need to be so polite? 173 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,701 Come on! 174 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,440 What are you doing? Don't touch me! 175 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,413 He has been seduced by a ghost. 176 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,068 - Hand me the talisman. - Okay. 177 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:45,986 Here you go. 178 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:59,680 By the spirit of Heaven and Earth, I'm casting sacred water all around. 179 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,100 Wandering spirits shall disperse. I command you now. 180 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,935 - Sacred water. - Here. 181 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,215 - You do it. - It's me again? 182 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,774 For every talisman that I stick on, you cast it once. 183 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,095 - Do you get it? - Yes. 184 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,850 Evil spirit, be gone. 185 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,246 It's not enough. 186 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,207 What should I do now? 187 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,473 Fat Chicken, why are you not casting the sacred water? 188 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,850 I'll do it right away. 189 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,421 Just a moment. 190 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,686 Why aren't you... 191 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,986 Is there a talisman on my face? 192 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,252 No. 193 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,448 Then why did you do that? 194 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,035 - I was... - That's enough. 195 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,301 Look before you cast the scared water next time. 196 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,580 I got it. 197 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,876 The heat is everywhere. 198 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,102 That's enjoyable! Brilliant! 199 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,159 No, don't look at it. 200 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,827 - What are you doing? - Don't look at it! 201 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,246 Let go! That's really great. 202 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,319 - Let me see! That's interesting. - Stop it! 203 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,170 - Don't look at it. - Move your hand away. 204 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,702 That's really interesting. You're blocking me! 205 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,290 This is so good. 206 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,668 Look, it's so interesting! 207 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,753 That's really nice. 208 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,436 Fat Chicken, wake up! 209 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,632 - Let's go. - Okay. 210 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,937 Be honest with me, are you sure you can handle this? 211 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,526 Don't worry, I guarantee everything will be fine. 212 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,158 The ghost is here. 213 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,843 What should we do now? 214 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,054 Set up the formation, Fat Chicken. 215 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,391 NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN 216 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,204 Let's cover her, Fat Chicken. 217 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,651 All right. 218 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,530 You can't escape. 219 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,325 Where did she go? 220 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,160 - Grab the talisman. - Okay. 221 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,998 A peek to the left. 222 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,002 A glimpse to the right. 223 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,224 Lu Xing, help me! 224 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,102 Help! 225 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:47,951 Little fatso. 226 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:52,316 Don't let go, I would be doomed if you do. 227 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,610 Help! 228 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,197 Lu Xing! 229 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,325 Pull harder! 230 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,301 Come quickly. 231 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,540 Mil love you till death and beyond. 232 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,877 Pull harder. 233 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,216 I got you. 234 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,720 Fat Chicken. It's hooked, don't loosen it. 235 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,982 I'll attack her from above, you grab her from below. 236 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,505 Don't lie to me. 237 00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:46,217 Didn't you guarantee everything would be fine? 238 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,749 - Fear not, I have magic weapons. - Be quick then. 239 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,072 She ran away. 240 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,255 Didn't I say everything would be fine? 241 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,756 - You're the best. - Let's go and get our payment. 242 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,661 Okay, let's go. 243 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,350 Isn't my talisman great? 244 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,352 It is, but that was a bit on the risky side. 245 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,855 As the saying goes, no pain, no gain. 246 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,760 How can we get rich if we don't take risks? 247 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,430 I'm afraid by the time we get rich, we could well be in a coffin 248 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,196 with no place to spend the money. 249 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,948 - What? - You guys were lucky. 250 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:55,202 Lu Xing, don't try to bite off more than what you can chew 251 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:59,068 if you don't want to become the joke of the town. 252 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,336 That's clearly a personal attack on you. 253 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,450 What are you saying, old man? 254 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,216 - What did you say? - Nothing. 255 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:13,499 I said your talisman was a useless piece of crap. 256 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,182 You're saying what my father left me is crap? 257 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,586 Do you know who my father is? 258 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,091 Of course I know. 259 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,441 Your father is Master Lu Lao Tu, right? 260 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,902 That's true. Lu Lao Tu is his father. 261 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,516 What has that got to do with you? How did you know that? 262 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,227 Why wouldn't I know? 263 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,604 I'm his senior, 264 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,828 your uncle. 265 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,193 - Uncle? - I'm Master Lian Qing Ren. 266 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,946 Beware of the madman. 267 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,712 Look at him, 268 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,409 he is dirty and sloppy. 269 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,537 He doesn't even look human. 270 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,512 Look at his clothes. They are all in tatters. 271 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,680 What makes him qualified to be my uncle? 272 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,044 - You don't trust me? - No, I don't. 273 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,547 How do I convince you then? 274 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,231 Show me some tricks, then I'll trust you. 275 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,344 What trick would you like to see? 276 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,153 - Conjure up some money. - Oh, money. 277 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,392 It's just a piece of cake. 278 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,645 There you go. 279 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,942 Go and spend the money. 280 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,583 It's joss paper, that can't be used. 281 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,072 - Why don't you keep it? - It can't be used? 282 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,073 Money. 283 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,926 This can be used, right? But you can only use it once. 284 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:37,054 Once? At least I get to spend. Thanks. 285 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,334 It's better than nothing. 286 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:39,932 You are so greedy. 287 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,434 Even I can perform this kind of cheap tricks. 288 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,019 Give it back to the old man. 289 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,565 You're flirting with trouble, chap. 290 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,942 Let me warn you. 291 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:53,432 That female ghost won't let you off easily. 292 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,061 Good luck, chap. I'm out of here. 293 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,571 How did he go up? 294 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,087 What's so impressive about that? 295 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,505 I've been seeing such things since young. Let's go. 296 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,620 - No, but... - Let's go, we won't get rich here. 297 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:20,793 Maybe that old man is your uncle after all, Lu Xing. 298 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,892 You're out of your mind. 299 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,047 My late father had never spoken about him. 300 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:26,966 Let's go and bathe. 301 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:28,773 What? 302 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,609 I wonder what's the use of this twin copper coin he gave me. 303 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,485 Whether it's twin or single, it's useless. 304 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,454 How can it measure up to my father's? 305 00:24:35,524 --> 00:24:36,609 Go and bathe. 306 00:24:36,679 --> 00:24:38,032 Tomorrow, we still need to earn our living. 307 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,103 Let's bathe then. 308 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,148 What's better than taking a bath? 309 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,925 When we first met, you said I was the best. 310 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,928 You said I was chubby but cute. 311 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:02,389 But you left the moment I got trapped, 312 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,337 leaving me just like that. 313 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:08,938 Where's the soap? 314 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,551 Where had it gone? 315 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,864 Fat Chicken, clean yourself thoroughly. 316 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,908 You know you smell. 317 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:21,992 Everyone knows that. 318 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,773 My hands are fat and short, they can't reach my back. 319 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,998 Fat Chicken, do you want my help then? 320 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,446 That would be much appreciated. 321 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,381 You're becoming more and more sensible. 322 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,856 Exert more pressure on this side. That's right. 323 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,970 I got it, I guarantee you'll be satisfied. 324 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,935 Why do I suddenly have a headache? 325 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:08,108 Why are your fingernails so long? You should cut them. 326 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:12,793 They are not long. 327 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,239 Are you serious? 328 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,492 Something's wrong with him. 329 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,330 You take your time. 330 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:25,751 - I'm going back to my room. - All right, be on your way then. 331 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,092 Fat Chicken. 332 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,181 There's a ghost. 333 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,433 Don't be afraid. 334 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:43,032 I'm here. 335 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,950 No evil spirit will dare to harm you. 336 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,480 You're right. 337 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,316 That's... 338 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,449 Fat Chicken, you... 339 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,371 It feels soft. 340 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,795 With this talisman on my chest, you won't be able to harm me. 341 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,414 There's no use hiding. 342 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:15,777 I'll find you. 343 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,405 Father, you're the best. 344 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,782 Please watch over me. 345 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:01,170 - I| don't want to play anymore. - It's me, Fat Chicken. 346 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,337 Didn't you say that you were the Grand Master 347 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,422 and everything would be fine? 348 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,549 Let's see if you still dare to guarantee things next time. 349 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,579 Just now, that ghost was... 350 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:23,095 Fat Chicken, why do you treat me this way? 351 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,059 A ghost! 352 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:33,021 - What? - She's gone. 353 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,872 Gone? Darn, the copper coins are broken. 354 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,583 Do you remember the old man said this could only be used once? 355 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,321 This is terrible. 356 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,962 If the female ghost comes back, I'm doomed. 357 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,325 That's your problem. 358 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,174 - Are you my best friend? - Of course. 359 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,384 - If I'm in trouble, will you help? - I will. 360 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,178 - Will you find the old man with me? - I will. 361 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:52,582 Then let's go together. 362 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:55,711 Are you going like that? 363 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,173 Old man! 364 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,217 Old man! 365 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,317 Xing's Uncle, where are you? 366 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,319 I'm begging you, please come out. 367 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,862 Are you calling for spirits? 368 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,829 Do you think he will just come out if you yell like that? 369 00:30:10,899 --> 00:30:12,199 Stupid chicken. 370 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,242 Look who's talking now. 371 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:16,286 You'd better cut the crap! You're not even helping. 372 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,788 Help me now, come on. 373 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:18,872 Hey. 374 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,570 - I'm thirsty, let's have a drink. - All right. 375 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,341 Lu Xing. 376 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,135 Now that we've quenched our thirst, what's next? 377 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,638 With a stomach full of water, we need food. 378 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,209 Let's find something to eat. 379 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:41,256 We're in China now, Brother. We should be fine. 380 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:45,802 Just stay alert. Okada and Yazaki will not go easy on us. 381 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,363 That Japanese girl is quite pretty. 382 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,657 She's a Japanese girl. Can you speak Japanese? 383 00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:56,243 I don't know. But I can use body language. 384 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,495 I will just flirt with her. 385 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:01,206 Do you want me to help you flirt with the girl or find the old man? 386 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,476 - Flirt with the girl. - Flirt with the girl. All right. 387 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:07,366 No. We should find the old man. 388 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:10,243 - Have you decided? - Yes. 389 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:11,870 Let's go. 390 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,429 Don't accuse me of not helping you. 391 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:18,223 I want to, but you can't make up your mind. 392 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,392 I know you want to flirt, but I need to save my life. 393 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:21,463 You... 394 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,178 Why are there so many Japanese? 395 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,112 It must be due to the girl's beauty. 396 00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:35,477 These guys are lining up to court her. 397 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:37,938 That's it then. 398 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:42,150 I'm not fated to marry her. 399 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,447 Let's go. 400 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,979 I didn't expect them to trace us to China so quickly. 401 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,522 What should we do now, Brother? 402 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,523 Hide from them. 403 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:12,527 I could read at three, I was skilled in martial arts at four, 404 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,529 and I joined the monastery at seven. 405 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,948 That's why I still look young. 406 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,076 I have infinite powers. 407 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:21,203 How do you prove that? 408 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,829 I do have proof. 409 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:26,917 They say you can bring world peace if you have seven moles on your sole. 410 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:28,835 That's a lie. 411 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:32,422 I have seven moles on my forehead, I can command the troops of Heaven. 412 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,882 That's the truth. 413 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,133 - Who can verify this? - Exactly. 414 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,165 - He's talking nonsense. - I don't buy that. 415 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:42,391 I know you folks want me to show just what I can do. 416 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:43,850 That's not a problem. 417 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,646 Since you guys trust and admire me so much, 418 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,719 Mil just oblige. 419 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,054 Don't blink. 420 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:57,614 Behold the 37 skies beyond the Heaven. 421 00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:01,229 Master Liu Shan is a celestial being. 422 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,039 - See? - It's chicken! 423 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:10,961 - Give it to me! - I got it first! 424 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,866 Give it back to me! 425 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:18,552 Master, the chicken you conjured up is for the kids. 426 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,833 Do you have anything for adults? 427 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,350 - Do you mean money? - Yes. 428 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,548 Conjuring up money is a piece of cake. 429 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:32,636 It is really money. 430 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,596 Go and spend it. 431 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,154 It's for me? Thank you. 432 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,142 I'm sure one isn't enough for you. 433 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,493 It would be ideal if I could borrow this. 434 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,815 - Sure, here you go. - Thank you! 435 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:47,943 - Hit harder. - There's nothing. 436 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:49,986 There's still nothing. 437 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:53,823 Give it to me! 438 00:33:58,328 --> 00:33:59,621 Run! 439 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,513 - Father, he... - Don't be afraid. 440 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,544 Master, they're bullying the kids. 441 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:09,630 They look fierce. 442 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,758 - Master. - Give that to me. 443 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,152 The stars of Heaven are no match for the brilliance of mankind. 444 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,223 Take that. 445 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,106 Their pants fell off! 446 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:34,072 Who played that prank on us? 447 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,422 Master, what are they talking about? 448 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,662 - How should I know? - Stupid! 449 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:19,659 You deserve it! Who told you to be so arrogant? 450 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,497 Wusses. 451 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:34,090 FAILURE 452 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,483 What are you laughing at? Do you think that's funny? 453 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:39,526 Watch me! 454 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,265 IT'S THE FOUNDATION OF SUCCESS 455 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:48,271 These wusses do have some tricks up their sleeves. 456 00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:49,772 Fine. 457 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,026 I'll show them my prowess. 458 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,278 Take that. 459 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,950 It's embarrassing, isn't it? 460 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:02,619 Come back. 461 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:21,929 You wusses. 462 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:37,779 Crap. Put me down. 463 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:39,614 You stupid wusses. 464 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,743 Put me down quickly. 465 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:47,010 Put me down. 466 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,959 Stupid wusses, put me down quickly! 467 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:56,269 Stupid wusses, didn't you hear me? 468 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,229 Master. 469 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:58,883 Have you found the siblings? 470 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:01,845 You're useless, come with me. 471 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:11,855 Fine! Since this is how you treat me, I'll give you hell. 472 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,453 Walk faster. 473 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:30,290 Do you think I don't want to? My legs aren't cooperating. 474 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:34,474 Lu Xing, why don't we find an inn and rest for a while? 475 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:35,517 Rest? 476 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,464 Walk any slower, and you'll be dead. 477 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,020 Thank you. 478 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:57,414 Fat Chicken. 479 00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:58,832 What's wrong now? 480 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:01,167 Come to think of it, you always run into trouble. 481 00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:02,711 You always think you're right. 482 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,921 Had you acknowledged the old man as your uncle that day, 483 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,673 none of these would have happened. 484 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,717 We won't have to act like stupid dogs now. 485 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,677 How would I know he has such great abilities? 486 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:14,264 If I knew, I would acknowledge him even if he didn't want me to. 487 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,683 That's it, I'm exhausted after a day of walking. 488 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,463 Let's lie down and have a rest first. 489 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,507 That's more like it. 490 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,934 Something's wrong. 491 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:33,700 - Something's wrong. - I just told you so. 492 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,480 What should we do now then? 493 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:49,244 Hang in there, Fat Chicken. It's almost done. 494 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,457 My butt is burning. 495 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:57,293 I need more wood. 496 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:08,847 It's so painful. 497 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,529 Fat Chicken, are you okay? 498 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:14,115 Of course not, but I don't know what's wrong either. 499 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,812 Did you hurt yourself? 500 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,788 What's in there, Lu Xing? 501 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:20,789 How on earth would I know? 502 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,339 Let's go and have a look to find out. 503 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,706 Let's scare him. 504 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:39,140 - Don't think of hiding. - Don't hide. 505 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,683 I know where you are. 506 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:44,729 - Where? Do you see him? - There. I see your leg. 507 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:48,136 - See your back, come out. - I have seen you too. 508 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,320 Enough already! 509 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,572 Don't be such a coward. 510 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,116 - If I were to have mercy... - What's going to happen? 511 00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,314 - You can go anywhere. - Anywhere. 512 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,955 - If I don't show mercy... - How's that going to be? 513 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:03,276 You're going nowhere. 514 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,737 - Wouldn't he be a cripple then? - Exactly. 515 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:09,616 Who says I'm a cripple? 516 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:13,132 I have traveled on more paths than the amount of rice you ate, 517 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,329 my good nephew. 518 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,389 It's you, old man. 519 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:22,503 That's great! I had a hard time looking for you. 520 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,297 Hi, Uncle. 521 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,399 I'm not your uncle. 522 00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:31,442 I'm dirty and sloppy. 523 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,654 I look like a poor man, and my house has just been demolished. 524 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:38,645 I can't even feed myself. How can I qualify to be your uncle? 525 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,037 That's where you're wrong. 526 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:46,040 Dirty clothes can be washed, they'll look new at once. 527 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,500 A demolished house can be rebuilt. 528 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,127 Just drink water if there's no food. 529 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:51,796 You're most qualified to be my uncle. 530 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,327 It's too bad, we don't have the fitting chemistry. 531 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,220 You don't have chemistry with him, but we'll be the perfect fit. 532 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,375 How is that so? 533 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,062 Can you fit this on for me? 534 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,926 Why should I listen to you? 535 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,567 Since we are related, just help him out, will you? 536 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:13,776 That's right. 537 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,099 What's my relationship with you? 538 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,061 We're going to have a relationship sooner or later. 539 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,438 Can you not make it sound so steamy? 540 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:24,163 It's not that way. 541 00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:27,248 We just want you to be our master officially. 542 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,444 That's right. 543 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:32,031 But someone scorned me for my age. 544 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:38,843 As the adage goes, an old man is twice a child. 545 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,373 Don't you agree? 546 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,472 As another adage goes, 547 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:45,128 a good horse will never eat the grass it left behind. 548 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,256 Come up with something quickly. 549 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,105 If it's good grass, then it's worth eating. 550 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,428 - That's right. - Then eat it. 551 00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:56,931 - Really? - Let's do it. 552 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,035 Since both of you are so sincere, 553 00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:06,691 I shall accept you as my apprentices. 554 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,793 You're not expected to give up the three habits of 555 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:15,992 binging, eating meat, and cursing. 556 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,453 That's not a problem at all. 557 00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:23,221 And we have three precepts to follow. 558 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:26,391 Firstly, don't do things that are devoid of conscience. 559 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:27,920 Sure. 560 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:32,230 Secondly, we must always save people in danger. 561 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:35,942 - That's for sure. - Thirdly, don't break celibacy. 562 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:37,930 That's for... 563 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:40,863 He can, I can't. 564 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,032 How can I live without women? 565 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,659 I can't too. 566 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,439 You've already bowed. 567 00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:51,374 Since you can't adhere to my rules, 568 00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:54,322 I can only teach you astrology and fortune-telling. 569 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,365 Thank you, Master. 570 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,201 Thank you, Master. 571 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:03,706 With a stick of pure incense in the burner, 572 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,419 the scent penetrates discernibly into Heaven. 573 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:27,188 May the aura of the deities on Heaven and Earth shine upon us. 574 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,456 Just like the inseparable Green Dragon and White Tiger, 575 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:35,071 my apprentices should have integrity and a sense of justice, 576 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,838 and lead an austere life. 577 00:43:38,908 --> 00:43:40,201 Roger that. 578 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,070 The arrival of all divine spirits 579 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:05,059 marks the departure of evil from the mortal body. 580 00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,647 All catastrophes shall be resolved. 581 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:10,680 It means Jiang Zi Ya has met King Wen of Zhou. 582 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,376 What does that symbolize? 583 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:16,130 Mediocrity in youth and loneliness in mid-life. 584 00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:19,175 However, in old age... 585 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:20,968 How is it in old age? 586 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,429 Your old age marks a fulfilling emotional journey. 587 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:24,861 Are you sure? 588 00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:26,349 Of course! 589 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:29,305 That's nonsense. 590 00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:31,362 I've decided not to marry a long time ago. 591 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:34,649 Well, fate is unpredictable. 592 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,776 Let me read your left palm. 593 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,117 - It's predestined. - What's wrong? 594 00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:47,175 You have a big and rosy palm. 595 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,260 Your desire for love fluctuates. 596 00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:52,638 - That means you'll meet true love. - Hey, stop kidding! 597 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,585 I'm so old. Who would want me? 598 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:59,298 As the saying goes, with age comes beauty 599 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,647 and femininity. 600 00:46:01,717 --> 00:46:05,776 - Nonsense! - That's not nonsense. Come sit down. 601 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:08,362 Fate works ingeniously. 602 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:13,479 Sometimes, when you think it's far, it's just right in front of you. 603 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:17,496 You fatso, you're full of crap. 604 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,360 You had better watch your tongue. 605 00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:21,709 YONGCHANGHE STORE 606 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,614 YONGKANG STREET 607 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,547 What's the matter with you? Are you blind? 608 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,452 Darn it! 609 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:31,914 Are you hurt? 610 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,263 My chest is hurt. 611 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,002 Let me cure it. 612 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:40,770 The fatso was quite accurate. 613 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,856 I'll go back with you to cure your chest. 614 00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:45,511 Please trust me. 615 00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:48,986 I don't even know you. 616 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,267 We'll get acquainted very soon. 617 00:46:51,851 --> 00:46:53,115 Let's be quick about it then. 618 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:55,271 Come. Get up, let's go. 619 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:57,732 Watch your steps. 620 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,739 She accepted my services without paying. 621 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:13,831 DIVINATION BY LOOKING AT THE PALM 622 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,377 Why were the girls smiling at me? 623 00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:22,937 Maybe my true love is arriving. 624 00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:24,675 Let me make some predictions. 625 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:30,194 I'm in my twenties. I'm still single. 626 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:33,559 Please give me some advice! 627 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:43,249 What a coincidence. 628 00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:44,445 It's tonight. 629 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,698 - It's tonight. - It's tonight? 630 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,785 Fat Chicken, how do you know it's tonight? 631 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,579 I predicted it. 632 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:55,303 - You're so capable. - Of course. 633 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,208 You can even predict what I want to say. 634 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,098 What do you want to say? 635 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:01,408 We're going to have a farewell dinner for Master tonight. 636 00:48:02,254 --> 00:48:03,631 Is he leaving tomorrow? 637 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,480 Let's not wait any further. Pack up quickly. 638 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,983 - We should get some extra food. - That's for sure. 639 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,773 - Let's call it a day. - Sure, I'll pack up. 640 00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:13,112 Here's your Huadiao wine, sir. 641 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:15,197 - Here's the money. - Thank you. 642 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:16,198 - Let's go. - Let's go. 643 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,388 We shall take our leave now. 644 00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:19,772 Thank you. 645 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,743 We can't seem to find the siblings. 646 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:37,247 There they are. 647 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:30,356 Where's mine? Give it back to me. 648 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:33,512 Master is leaving tomorrow, let's give him a toast. 649 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,098 Yes, you're right. 650 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:42,646 Master, I wish you a life without worries. 651 00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:45,065 Good. 652 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:51,127 Master, here's to you. I hope you'll be healthy forever. 653 00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,698 Good. 654 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:58,509 - Master, here's to... - You pour the wine, I'll toast. 655 00:49:58,579 --> 00:49:59,885 Good. 656 00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:00,956 Master... 657 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:06,267 It doesn't matter who gets to toast. 658 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,589 I appreciate your intentions. 659 00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:11,675 Come on! 660 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:15,860 We sing as we drink. 661 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:22,478 Today, we will get drunk together. 662 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:26,690 Then, we'll sleep soundly until the sun sets in the west. 663 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,322 Master, I... 664 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:35,463 Say no more. 665 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,048 You're just like me. 666 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,342 It's just that you can make it earlier. 667 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:41,897 Is that so? 668 00:50:42,223 --> 00:50:43,223 You're doomed. 669 00:50:43,293 --> 00:50:44,863 Master just said you would die earlier than him. 670 00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:46,015 Nonsense. 671 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,294 This morning, 672 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:51,353 I made a prediction. I'll find my true love this year. 673 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:52,606 Cut the crap, 674 00:50:52,676 --> 00:50:54,552 it's my turn to give a toast to you guys. 675 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:56,679 Thank you, Master. 676 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:02,935 Nice one! 677 00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:07,398 There is no more wine. 678 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,820 They got drunk so quickly. 679 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,168 He said I was going to die, huh? 680 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,296 He must be crazy. 681 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:32,255 Fine! 682 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:35,272 I'll find myself a pretty girl. 683 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:37,511 I'll let them see what I'm capable of. 684 00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:16,800 My true love is really coming. 685 00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:23,112 Miss, why do you come to this place at this late hour? 686 00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:26,031 I've come looking for you. 687 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:28,158 You're looking for me? Who are you? 688 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:31,287 If you don't like me, I'll just leave then. 689 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:32,650 Don't go. 690 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:37,863 Such a beauty. 691 00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,339 Miss, I think we've met before. 692 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,550 - You look familiar. - We've met twice. 693 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:46,427 Really? Where? 694 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,109 The first time, we met in Ling's Mansion. 695 00:52:48,179 --> 00:52:49,179 That's true! 696 00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,585 The second time, we met at your friend's house. 697 00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:55,255 I have such a bad memory. How could I forget it? 698 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,773 You... 699 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:02,513 Aren't you the ghost? It's a ghost! 700 00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:06,642 Don't waste your effort, you can't escape. 701 00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:11,201 Master, she's pulling my hand. 702 00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:13,370 Come and save me quickly. 703 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,444 - Go and sleep, it's late. - Master, she's pulling my hand! 704 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:26,800 There's a ghost. It was not my fault. 705 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:28,886 I was just trying to earn some money. 706 00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:30,833 Please spare me this time. 707 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:34,892 - I'm begging you, please let me go. - I can let you go, 708 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,560 but on one condition. 709 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:38,896 Sure, I'll promise you anything. Just speak your mind. 710 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:42,428 You're quite straightforward. But I want you to marry me. 711 00:53:44,096 --> 00:53:45,681 No! 712 00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,947 Ghost, why would you take a fancy to me? 713 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:50,949 I like you because you're strong. 714 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,479 That's right. 715 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,411 No. 716 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:56,080 I'm a human, you're a ghost. 717 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:57,831 You should marry a ghost. 718 00:53:57,901 --> 00:53:58,916 What did you just say? 719 00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:00,946 You really don't want to marry me? 720 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,962 It's not that I don't like you. I can only marry you if I'm dead. 721 00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:06,869 Good, it's a deal then. I'll wait for you. 722 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,580 But I'm not dying so fast. 723 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:13,180 Okay, I'll go back and prepare the dowry. 724 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,293 Bye. 725 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,004 She has gone? 726 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,256 Get lost! 727 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,383 You're dead, I'm not. 728 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:26,722 You disturbed my sleep! 729 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,100 Let me get a good night's sleep. 730 00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:42,668 You're back so soon after bidding farewell? 731 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:43,738 Fine. 732 00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:49,800 Luckily Master has restored these copper coins. 733 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:52,456 You can't even be a ghost once I shine them on you. 734 00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:53,947 You darned ghost, you even brought helpers, huh? 735 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,282 I'm not afraid of you. 736 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,159 I have my master's talisman here. 737 00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:59,661 Come over. Come. 738 00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:01,900 Why? Are you scared of me? 739 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:05,709 You are using a sword? Bring it on! 740 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:07,739 I'm not afraid of you. Bring it on. 741 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:14,371 Why is it not working? 742 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:30,734 Master! 743 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:36,226 It's true that I die before you do. 744 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,175 We have escaped to China. Why won't you let us go? 745 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,261 We're from the same clan anyway. 746 00:56:57,331 --> 00:56:59,875 No mercy shall be shown to those who betray the clan. 747 00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:07,359 There's no way you can escape. 748 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:39,807 Sister. 749 00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,464 Junko is gone. 750 00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:41,036 Fat Chicken! 751 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:46,208 Where did Fat Chicken go so early? 752 00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:57,093 Fat Chicken! 753 00:59:57,719 --> 00:59:58,719 Fat Chicken! 754 01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:16,293 It's so inauspicious to have such encounters 755 01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:17,614 early in the morning. 756 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:46,531 Master, 757 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:47,936 she's seriously injured. 758 01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:52,107 She is a Japanese ninja. 759 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,331 She's nobody to us. 760 01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:56,903 Why do you want to invite trouble? 761 01:01:02,117 --> 01:01:03,924 Master, how could this be inviting trouble? 762 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:05,370 Are you still drunk? 763 01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,136 There's no way that I will get drunk. 764 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:12,349 Just don't get yourself involved in unnecessary problems. 765 01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:14,976 Master, she'll die if you don't save her. 766 01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:16,882 I've said I wouldn't save her. 767 01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:22,109 I'll ask you one more time, are you going to save her? 768 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:24,347 My answer is still no. 769 01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:27,142 Fine. 770 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,658 What's the second precept of our clan? 771 01:01:29,728 --> 01:01:32,077 We should always save people in danger. 772 01:01:32,147 --> 01:01:33,481 Thank you, Master. 773 01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:38,111 It's fated then. 774 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:39,988 Take away the pot cover. 775 01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:48,301 The heavy fragrance manifests a miracle. 776 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:52,250 A spirited talisman comes with an edge. 777 01:01:52,751 --> 01:01:55,837 Life shall prosper from the sacred water of Earth. 778 01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:01,176 Come here. 779 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,010 Take it. 780 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:04,846 Thank you, Master. 781 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,150 Master. 782 01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:23,240 Master, is she all right now? 783 01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:27,257 She's good, but I'm not. 784 01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:28,370 Why? 785 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,178 It has been predestined. 786 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:33,041 - It has been predestined. - Predestined? 787 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:34,876 Master. 788 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:40,298 If we're destined to meet again, we'll definitely meet again. 789 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:44,177 I have two things for you. Keep them safe. 790 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:46,763 You might need them. 791 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:48,765 What about you, Master? 792 01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:50,433 I'll make a move first. 793 01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:53,228 Master. 794 01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:01,820 How do you feel? 795 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:07,117 "Arigatou Gozaimasu." 796 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:09,327 What did you say? 797 01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:12,636 Thank you. 798 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:14,791 - You're welcome. - Bear in mind. 799 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:18,044 Don't break celibacy. 800 01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:21,061 The same goes for you, Master. 801 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:25,051 No need to look for Fat Chicken. He has gone far. 802 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:28,401 My brother and I were ninjas. 803 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,654 We didn't like how they killed innocent people indiscriminately. 804 01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,559 So we decided to run away. 805 01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:36,117 But they're afraid we would disclose the secrets of the clan. 806 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:38,315 That's why they have to wipe us out. 807 01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:40,066 I see. 808 01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:42,402 How come you speak our language? 809 01:03:43,028 --> 01:03:46,044 We have always wanted to know the secrets of Chinese martial arts. 810 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:48,992 So we have been exposed to Chinese culture since young. 811 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:55,053 We've always sent people here to learn your best martial arts. 812 01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:57,083 - Have you learned anything then? - No, I haven't. 813 01:03:57,876 --> 01:04:01,087 But I've heard the best Chinese martial arts include 814 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:04,062 the divine whip, the skills of Maoshan Buddhism, 815 01:04:04,132 --> 01:04:05,675 and the Sixth Heavenly Stem. 816 01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:09,025 They can exorcise evil spirits and command the forces of nature. 817 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,151 Of course! 818 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:13,905 I'm a top martial artist myself as I have learned from the best. 819 01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:15,657 I'm invincible here. 820 01:04:15,727 --> 01:04:17,228 Let me show you something. 821 01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:22,149 What's this? 822 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,041 It's called the vase of life. 823 01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:27,961 My master gave it to me before he left. 824 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,796 It can be used to extend one's life. 825 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:32,549 With it, you're guaranteed to be safe from anything. 826 01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:33,703 But 827 01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:35,593 if it's broken while praying with it, 828 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:39,180 - the person will die. - Then you should safeguard it. 829 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,960 I don't need reminders for that. 830 01:04:46,341 --> 01:04:47,772 After talking for so long, I'm hungry now. 831 01:04:47,842 --> 01:04:49,302 - Let's get something to eat. - Okay. 832 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:07,000 Sir. 833 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:08,154 Are you okay? 834 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,699 He only fainted. He should be fine after some rest. 835 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:13,952 Let's be on our way. 836 01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:17,761 How can we not save a person who is in danger? 837 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:19,249 Water. 838 01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:21,084 Water. 839 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,100 Water. 840 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,548 Don't worry. I'll find water for you. 841 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:31,941 Junko, help me look after him. 842 01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:33,930 - But... - I'll be back soon. 843 01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:37,600 Oh yes, don't let others steal his wood. 844 01:05:38,226 --> 01:05:40,103 Hey! 845 01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:46,526 Water. 846 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:48,736 Water. 847 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:15,443 Okada, you... 848 01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:17,515 Do you think you can run away so easily? 849 01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:32,464 Lu Xing! 850 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:37,470 Hey! How dare you capture a weak lady in broad daylight. 851 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:40,265 That's none of your business, don't block my way. 852 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,531 This is my territory, that lady is my friend. 853 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,783 If you don't back off now, I'll beat the crap out of you. 854 01:07:45,853 --> 01:07:48,606 What are you looking at? Return the lady back to me. 855 01:07:53,778 --> 01:07:55,178 It looks like you have some skills. 856 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:08,375 Come on! 857 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:31,329 You've used your tactics well. 858 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:33,651 Continue holding the bamboo pole. 859 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:45,121 Don't try to be a hero here, I can beat you down easily. 860 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:25,161 Man becomes the body, the body becomes the man. Go! 861 01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:41,923 Junko, are you all right? 862 01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:44,258 I'm all right, where's Okada? 863 01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:51,070 Okada is so skillful, yet you... 864 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,120 I told you I'm invincible here, didn't I? 865 01:11:53,190 --> 01:11:54,301 Let's go. 866 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,227 Master, Okada has been... 867 01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:38,312 Say no more. 868 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:42,316 I know what to do. 869 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,229 "Arigatou." 870 01:15:12,299 --> 01:15:14,093 It's "thank you." 871 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,025 "Ka ki ku ke ko." 872 01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:17,401 "Sa sisu se so." 873 01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:18,778 "Ma mi mu me mo." 874 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,934 "Ma mi mu me mo..." 875 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:23,783 What's after "mo" again? 876 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:25,146 Let me ask her. 877 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,943 - Be careful, he's a devil. - A devil? 878 01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:43,803 God becomes the body, the divine spirit becomes God! 879 01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,624 I shall beat the devil one to a pulp. 880 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:11,181 Are you thinking of leaving because you can't defeat me? 881 01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:13,903 Watch me! 882 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,189 That's it then. 883 01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:10,769 Now, you're doomed. You're a real failure. 884 01:18:43,886 --> 01:18:44,886 Master. 885 01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:49,391 I'm fine. 886 01:18:50,017 --> 01:18:53,020 But he knows how to overcome my spell. 887 01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:55,856 His master must be very capable. 888 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:58,817 We must eliminate them completely. 889 01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:02,877 Thank you for saving me. 890 01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:04,448 Otherwise... 891 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,283 Don't mention it. 892 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:10,663 It's already broken. At most, I'll forgo longevity. 893 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:12,997 Then... 894 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:15,347 There's no need to despair for me. 895 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,794 It's fate. 896 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:18,587 Fate. 897 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:20,464 It's all Yazaki's fault. 898 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:23,497 He doesn't want to give up even after killing my brother. 899 01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:25,399 Now, even you are implicated. 900 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:26,469 I... 901 01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:30,613 Don't be reckless. 902 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:33,532 That devil is capable of taking over another person's body to wreak havoc. 903 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:35,980 - His powers are formidable. - What should we do now? 904 01:19:36,897 --> 01:19:38,621 Don't worry, I'm here. 905 01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:40,873 - We'll just rely on each other? - It's not just the two of us. 906 01:19:40,943 --> 01:19:43,209 There's my best friend, Fat Chicken, and my master. 907 01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:44,335 That makes four. 908 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:47,463 If I can find Fat Chicken, he can predict where my master is. 909 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:49,089 I'm my master's favorite disciple. 910 01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:52,705 With my master around, we can even defeat ten devils. 911 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:56,625 When that happens, I guarantee everything will be fine. 912 01:19:57,251 --> 01:19:58,627 Fine? Your foot! 913 01:20:00,379 --> 01:20:02,047 Lu Xing. 914 01:20:04,091 --> 01:20:06,927 - Lu Xing. - Fat Chicken, you... 915 01:20:07,845 --> 01:20:08,845 I'm so sorry. 916 01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:12,016 Don't be afraid, he's my best friend. 917 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:13,906 I forgot the lower half. 918 01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:16,408 Fat Chicken, where have you been? 919 01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:17,688 You've scared her. 920 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:20,412 I'm not scaring you, but I'm dead. 921 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:21,942 I'm not human now. 922 01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:23,874 Are you really not human? 923 01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:25,779 Yes, I'm not human. 924 01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:28,420 - So you're dead. - Lu Xing. 925 01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:29,620 It's true. 926 01:20:29,690 --> 01:20:32,369 I saw him being killed by Yazaki's men that night. 927 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:33,801 Fat Chicken. 928 01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:35,552 Don't be so upset, Lu Xing. 929 01:20:35,622 --> 01:20:37,583 Sometimes, it's good to be a ghost. 930 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:39,140 So you... 931 01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:41,934 I predicted you would be in trouble. I'm here to help you find Master. 932 01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,686 I'm in trouble? Then Master... 933 01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:46,730 To the south of the mountain base, there's a big stream. 934 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,275 Cross it when you reach it. 935 01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:52,820 Turn when there's a curve, hike when there's a mountain. 936 01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:54,475 - Then... - Fat Chicken. 937 01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:56,143 Fat Chicken. 938 01:20:57,478 --> 01:21:00,064 This is bad! The tigress is here. I've got to go. 939 01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:03,497 Fat Chicken, you haven't finished telling me. 940 01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:05,666 In short, it's just between here and there. 941 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:07,571 Stop talking! Come to me now! 942 01:21:09,156 --> 01:21:10,671 That's really vague. 943 01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:13,257 Don't dwell on it. We'll know when we set off tomorrow. 944 01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:14,453 All right, then. 945 01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:21,266 Fat Chicken said 946 01:21:21,336 --> 01:21:23,434 we should hike when there's a hill and turn when there's a curve. 947 01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:25,005 I wonder if he's talking bullshit. 948 01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:29,843 Anyway, we've come this far. Let's just keep going. 949 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:31,552 Sure. 950 01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:36,308 I wonder how long we need to keep searching like this. 951 01:21:38,102 --> 01:21:39,436 Let's be more patient. 952 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,875 - It seems there's a stream there. - Let's go over and have a look. 953 01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:56,495 My master must be in there. 954 01:21:57,287 --> 01:21:59,832 There are so many lanterns. So beautiful. 955 01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:03,182 Don't touch them. 956 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,129 These are life-extension lanterns. 957 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:07,102 Life-extension lanterns? 958 01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:10,230 Maybe Master's vase of life is inside one of these lanterns. 959 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:11,607 It's okay if mine is broken, 960 01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:13,984 but if Master's vase is broken, his efforts would have been wasted. 961 01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:15,431 You'd better watch out. 962 01:22:22,646 --> 01:22:24,370 Master! 963 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:27,164 Master, why are you hiding in such a place? 964 01:22:27,234 --> 01:22:30,028 - We had a hard time looking for you. - Be careful! 965 01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:33,740 I'll catch you, Master. 966 01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:35,839 I'm sorry, Master. 967 01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:37,674 Was I too slow? 968 01:22:37,744 --> 01:22:39,551 You weren't slow. 969 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,707 I fell too quickly. 970 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:43,889 This makes me feel relieved. 971 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:45,474 You're relieved, 972 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:47,017 but I'm doomed. 973 01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:50,716 Do you know that you broke my vase of life? 974 01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,609 Master, I... 975 01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:57,556 What else? 976 01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,947 You're always careless. 977 01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:02,311 You forgot about me after you found your girl. 978 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:04,021 Priest, 979 01:23:04,771 --> 01:23:06,773 I'm deeply sorry for bringing trouble 980 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:08,567 to both of you. 981 01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:11,236 Say no more. 982 01:23:11,737 --> 01:23:13,739 All these have been predestined. 983 01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:15,449 Traitor! 984 01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:19,203 Go back with me now. 985 01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:21,553 Fear not. 986 01:23:21,623 --> 01:23:24,583 Even if I'm willing to let you go, my master won't agree. 987 01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:28,058 There are old scores between us. 988 01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:29,568 I don't want to trouble both of you. 989 01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,978 Master, stop drinking. Save her quickly. 990 01:23:50,776 --> 01:23:51,860 Master... 991 01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:56,962 This is their internal matter. What has that got to do with us? 992 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:59,131 How can it have nothing to do with you, Master? 993 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:01,842 Had they not come after us, we wouldn't come looking for you. 994 01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:04,136 Had we not come looking for you, your life vase wouldn't be broken. 995 01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:05,679 Now that your life vase is broken, it means you're as good as dead. 996 01:24:05,749 --> 01:24:08,149 Doesn't that make them indirectly responsible for your death? 997 01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:14,508 Wait! 998 01:24:20,764 --> 01:24:23,183 Don't tell me that you want to save her. 999 01:24:23,976 --> 01:24:25,782 I'm Lian Qing Ren. 1000 01:24:25,852 --> 01:24:30,287 I always offer a helping hand when I see acts of injustice. 1001 01:24:30,357 --> 01:24:32,414 As the Chinese saying goes, 1002 01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:34,765 you should only sweep away the snow in front of your door, 1003 01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:37,127 and don't bother about the frost on your neighbor's roof. 1004 01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:40,255 - Haven't you heard about it? - That's too old school! 1005 01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:42,911 What's trendy now is to unite against crime, right? 1006 01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:47,541 If you want to rescue her, 1007 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,765 you must defeat me. 1008 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:51,169 Master, he's... 1009 01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:53,435 It doesn't matter. 1010 01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:56,063 It feels most lonely to be without enemies. 1011 01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:57,467 Don't be so smug. 1012 01:24:58,135 --> 01:24:59,575 You'll see how great I am very soon. 1013 01:25:12,316 --> 01:25:13,622 METAL, WOOD, WATER, FIRE, EARTH 1014 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:15,193 MAOSHAN CLAN 1015 01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:31,001 Metal, wood, water, fire, earth. 1016 01:25:31,752 --> 01:25:33,141 You're really old-fashioned. 1017 01:25:33,211 --> 01:25:34,909 You perform your rites in a funeral hall. 1018 01:25:34,979 --> 01:25:36,144 It's ridiculous. 1019 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:39,885 Don't glare at me. Look at our Chinese altar. 1020 01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:44,096 Priest Lian, 1021 01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,391 it's surprising that our altars 1022 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:49,144 look very much the same. 1023 01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,577 Save your nonsense. 1024 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:52,981 Teach him a lesson, Master. 1025 01:25:54,191 --> 01:25:57,874 Showing a calm expression is a reflection of one's ability. 1026 01:25:57,944 --> 01:26:00,544 Moreover, he has set up his own funeral hall. 1027 01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:03,158 Let's not be too pushy. 1028 01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:05,048 Don't be complacent. 1029 01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:06,118 Watch me! 1030 01:26:14,586 --> 01:26:16,088 Master, what's wrong with you? 1031 01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:20,717 There's wind in the wine glass, this is such an enjoyable drink. 1032 01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:41,655 Don't make a big fuss out of something casual. 1033 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:43,532 It's useless. 1034 01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:47,994 Why don't you have a taste of Chinese red bean soup with ice? 1035 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,556 Heavenly Generals, here are the commands. 1036 01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:56,294 Yes, Lord Lian. 1037 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:47,637 Come back! 1038 01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:55,936 Go! 1039 01:28:02,527 --> 01:28:03,737 Go! 1040 01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:36,311 Let's see what other tricks you have. 1041 01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:40,065 Master, what if he uses water to attack? 1042 01:28:41,107 --> 01:28:43,360 I'm not afraid of his water. 1043 01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:48,323 I have an endless supply of water within this book. 1044 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:02,587 Astral elements clear the field. I call upon the God of Prosperity. 1045 01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:09,678 The God of Prosperity is here. 1046 01:29:10,303 --> 01:29:11,568 God of Prosperity? 1047 01:29:11,638 --> 01:29:13,473 He must be wealthy. 1048 01:29:15,141 --> 01:29:16,309 Watch this. 1049 01:29:25,026 --> 01:29:28,905 BIG, SMALL 1050 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:35,050 God of Prosperity, 1051 01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:37,080 feel free to gamble with him. 1052 01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,095 You won't lose. 1053 01:29:39,165 --> 01:29:42,961 Since you've got my back, I'll go all out. 1054 01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:56,892 So are you betting on a big or small number, rich man? 1055 01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:59,436 I'm betting on both. 1056 01:30:00,937 --> 01:30:02,022 Open it. 1057 01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:07,110 How could I lose if I bet on both? 1058 01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:10,655 The figures are small on the big side, 1059 01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:15,118 - and big on the small side. You lose. - Darn it, I miscalculated. 1060 01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:17,329 Let's have one more round. 1061 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:24,518 They cheated and made me look like a fool. 1062 01:30:24,588 --> 01:30:26,296 I'm leaving, farewell! 1063 01:30:33,178 --> 01:30:34,346 Priest Lian, 1064 01:30:34,888 --> 01:30:37,015 what other formidable moves do you have? 1065 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:40,365 How can you take this drubbing, Master? 1066 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:41,728 Let me take him on. 1067 01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:47,442 Since you can't take it anymore, I'll let you try it. 1068 01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:09,357 Evil can never prevail against good. 1069 01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:40,138 Eat that. 1070 01:32:54,069 --> 01:32:56,429 I can't take care of both my foot and head at the same time. 1071 01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:07,248 Master, why am I alone? Where is the Jade Lady? 1072 01:33:08,249 --> 01:33:09,140 Jade Lady? 1073 01:33:09,210 --> 01:33:11,044 That's right. Fat Chicken! 1074 01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:16,257 Here I come. 1075 01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:26,184 - Jade Lady, what took you so long? - It's that time of the month. 1076 01:34:01,136 --> 01:34:02,971 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 1077 01:34:43,469 --> 01:34:44,818 Jade Lady, is that all you've got? 1078 01:34:44,888 --> 01:34:47,390 I've been outnumbered. I can't take it. 1079 01:34:51,477 --> 01:34:53,521 Master, we can't take it any longer. 1080 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:00,403 Master, we can't take it any longer. 1081 01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:09,287 Guardians of Doors, here are the commands. 1082 01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:55,151 Master, he's too formidable. We'll pass. 1083 01:38:55,221 --> 01:38:58,099 - We'll leave him to you. - Farewell. 1084 01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:12,882 Dharma has infinite power to alleviate suffering on earth. 1085 01:40:22,058 --> 01:40:23,100 Master. 1086 01:40:26,687 --> 01:40:27,618 Priest. 1087 01:40:27,688 --> 01:40:29,928 - Priest, are you all right? - Master, are you all right? 1088 01:40:30,233 --> 01:40:33,166 I'm going to Elysium. 1089 01:40:33,236 --> 01:40:36,586 - Are you going on vacation? - No. 1090 01:40:36,656 --> 01:40:39,784 My mortal life has come to an end. 1091 01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:41,717 - Master. - Priest. 1092 01:40:41,787 --> 01:40:44,552 Today, I shall return to Heaven. 1093 01:40:44,622 --> 01:40:47,263 May fate let us meet again. 1094 01:40:47,333 --> 01:40:49,182 Take good care of yourselves. 1095 01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:50,558 - Priest. - Master. 1096 01:40:50,628 --> 01:40:53,506 Subtitle translation by Jessica Ng